Certified Beach Trash by James Norman
Norm was a strange guy who didn't believe in wearing shoes. He would rather go barefoot everywhere he went, no matter what the weather was like. He also drove around the country in his van, stopping at different shopping malls along the way. His mission in life was to put fish in the fountains in as many shopping malls as possible. He believed that this would bring good luck to the people who saw the fish.
No one really knew why Norm did this, but he was happy doing it. He would often be seen driving his van into the parking lot of a shopping mall, getting out and then putting fish into the fountain. He would always do this late at night when the mall was closed, so that he wouldn't be caught.
Some people thought Norm was crazy, but he didn't care. He was happy living his life the way he wanted to. And who knows, maybe his fish really did bring good luck to the people who saw them.